Cancer is gruesome and ugly and most of the time, painful.  But, many times cancer is FUNNY!

Hugging porcelain 20 hours a day, explosive diarreah that makes your insides bleed, joint and bone pain that want to make you give up every damn day of your life.  (but, ya don't. You're dumb enuf to stick around for more) The kind of excruciating pain you wouldn't dream of wishing on your worst enemy.  All considered you wish some off-the-wall freak accident will happen and somebody would just come along shoot ya.