1. The Mouse
Tim’rous little mouse
Slips through the bedroom at two
Rolling pin hits true

2. Thongs
Tempt me not to see
Cross your legs in front of me
Your thongs hide little

3. Fresh
Kiss the lady hard
Grab her with much gusto
Slap, such sweet sorrow

4. Mother In Law
The mother in law
Lays down the domestic rules
Price for daughter laid

5. Pick Nits
Pick critics brains here
In overused critique’s page
It is nitpicking time

6. The Poet
The words do not rhyme
The meter an iamb off
Yet he dares to write

7. Disarming Love
Futile affections
When Venus de Milo loves
In absurd embrace

8. Who Caught Who
Run after me
Beckon the flirty lady
Until I catch you

9. Verbosity
Poets look for a word
To describe his lady fair
Wrote epic instead

10. Failed Player
The world is a stage
Said Will, the bald poet
You forgot your lines

11. Spider Man
Peeping Tom Spidey
Swings across sills and ledges
Sightseeing lecher

12. Lady Godiva
Bare assed Godiva
Rode the streets of Coventry
Wish I was a horse

13. Politics Is Business
Politics is business
Invest millions for post at stake
Rob millions to gain

14. Language Abuse
The King’s English died
With poetic license abuse
Hidden as free verse

15. Ugly is Forever
Drunk! said the lady
Ugly! Retorted Winston
Ever, while I sober

16. Statistics
Numbers seem so true
When quoted by politicians
Citing what favors