Cancer is gruesome and ugly and most of the time, painful.  But, many times cancer is FUNNY!

Hugging porcelain 20 hours a day, explosive diarreah that makes your insides bleed, joint and bone pain that want to make you give up every damn day of your life.  (but, ya don't. You're dumb enuf to stick around for more) The kind of excruciating pain you wouldn't dream of wishing on your worst enemy.  All considered you wish some off-the-wall freak accident will happen and somebody would just come along shoot ya.

... and then...  and then ya get a break. 

Something really funny pops out.  Like trying to get to the bathroom, being a major chore.  Ya scoot and scoot to the end of the chair 'til your feet finally reach the floor. Gotta work up a power boost to get the body vertical for the trip.  As you jerk your head forward in hopes your butt will follow, a long dribble of snot goes flying out your nose, across the room.

You laugh...You laugh because there are no other feasible options.  It's something you can't help, nor can you change.  With the loss of all your hair...and I do mean ALL of your hair, there just isn't any way you can keep the damn stuff in. Gravity wins! 

NEVER, NEVER underestimate the value of a nose hair.

I hope you all keep laughing.