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Take off with the adventures of the Space Pirates; featuring Captain John E. Sterling and his trusty sidekick Firsty first Mate Gregson.
The story so far; with the Tags hot on their tail the space pirates decide to hide on the useless purple planet Maroon Baloon.
The hiding part worked, nobody would believe that anyone with a grain of intelligence would choose to land on Maroon Baloon.
So while the grim faced pursuers try to get a fix on their quarry, we join the space piratey pair marooned on the plane Maroon Baloon in their stolen shape shifting platinum stella class space ship, the Tara Candy.
The Captain and Gregson are using their limited brain power to think of ways to escape the useless purple planet. A planet wide recon by the ships intellidroids proved fruitless, worse really seeing as a dozen were sent out and only two eventually returned babbling jibberish in their data reports.
Further concreteing the fact that this was a truly horrible planet.
On the bridge;
The Captain and Gregson stared through tired eyes at the strangely dull purple landscape through the groovily shaped bridge viewdow.
"Nothing to eat, no evident fuel, no interesting creatures, no teasure to plunder, no enemies to fight, or pubs, aaah, this planet." The captain continued to stare forward, he put his fingers together in front of his face as though some solution might manifest through his palms. "Greson." He said suddenly, "Damage report." Gregson pressed a red button on small shiny black box which was attached to his belt, a sliver of dataper silently appeared from the box. Firsty stood and began to read to the stoic Captain.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FRIENDS AS WE CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE UNREMARKABLE ADVENTURES OF THE SPACE PIRATES