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Jack and the Beanstalk
Submitted by KillerKatie on Fri, 2008-07-25 03:23.Once there was a boy called jack
Whose pile of money was very flat?
His Momma said we’ve got no dosh,
So how on earth are we gonna get our nosh?
‘Let’s sell the cow!’ His mother cried
‘Down the market at half past 5!’
But on his way he spied a man,
Carrying magic beans in a can,
‘What’s that?’ Jack cried ‘in your hand?’
‘Tis magic beans’ replied the man,
‘And I will trade you for that lamb’
‘But it’s a cow’ Jack looked shocked
He shrugged his shoulders and took the lot.
When jack got home his mother frowned
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A love story
Submitted by KillerKatie on Fri, 2008-07-25 03:18.A love story.
‘mmm’ Sky sighed as she stared at the crumpled picture she had of matt ; It was her most cherished possession. she found it one day in a bin in classroom 9B after Matt dumped Sindy. Sindy had, as usual , chucked everything Matt had ever given her in the trash.



